Chemistry Jokes
- Old Chemist One-Liner: Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.
- Coffee Riddle: What is the chemical formula of coffee? CoFe2
- Dead Chemists:What should do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium!
- Dental Chemistry Riddle: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
- Ion Riddle: What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.
- Medical Elements Joke: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
- Element Laughter: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe
- Neutral Neutron: A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke." The shopkeeper serves up the coke. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."
- Mole Riddle: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar? He got Avogadro's number!
- Peroxide Joke: Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first chemist says, "I'll have H2." The second chemist says, "I'll have an H2O too."... and he died.
- TV Chemistry: What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together? CsI
- Words from Element Symbols:I asked the guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite. He said NaBrO.
- Silver and Gold: Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says, "Au, get outta here!"
- Cash Chemistry: It has been discovered that money consists of a yet-to-be-indentified superheavy element. The proposed element names is Un-obtainium.
- Sea Water: What is the chemical formula for sea water? CH2O
- Burger Chemistry: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.
- Chemistry Poem: Poor Willie worked in chem lab. Poor Willie is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
- Mole Joke: What was Avogadro's favorite sport? Golf - because he always got a mole-in-one.
- Diamond Riddle: What element is a girl's future best friend? Carbon.
- Chemistry Nature Joke: What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree? A chemistree
- Spy Chem: What is the name of agent 007's Eskimo cousin? Polar Bond.
- One Bad Clown: What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon
- Animal Joke: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe
- Ice Water: H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed
- Chemistry Joke Pun: I wish to apologize for not having more chemistry jokes, but I only add them periodically.